10 Inspirational John Mulaney Quotes

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Just because you're accurate doesn't mean you're interesting.

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The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

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You should be able to say, ‘I don’t know.’ That should be an acceptable answer on a test.

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It’s wrong to make fun of people but it’s so fun sometimes.

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I don't make plans anymore. So I'm not living minute to minute.

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I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

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I don't look older, I just look worse.

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Maybe I just have high self-esteem, but I have a lot that I really enjoy.

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I quit drinking because I used to drink too much, then I would black out and I would ruin parties.

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Email viruses bring people together in amazing ways.

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